In which I am Wil Wheaton. x

pretty much.

(Source: tatasmaslany)

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

guys the soundtrack to Bridges of Madison County is finally out

I’m so excited I can’t stop listening to it and texting theteejcreed about it and making him angry because he has a social life and I do not but LISTEN TO IT BECAUSE IT IS SO GOOD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IT FOR MONTHS

(Source: mcaubergine)

meggannn:

Michael Gary Scott as the Doctor’s worst/best ever companion

#I DONT EVEN WATCH DOCTOR WHO BUT THIS IS BEAITUFL

please make this a thing. please. 

(Source: flapperorslapper)

his last doctor was horrible

(Source: captainfillion)

(Source: raduyev)

theteejcreed:

It’s been 13 minutes and not a single person has texted me.

I texted you six minutes early!

perdhapley:

meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

UGH

I am ashamed about how much I laughed 

(Source: meladoodle)

thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone

that must be the reason because if you look at the ages people start having kids after Hogwarts, it becomes increasingly clear that there is no wizard birth control.